Unfortunately half of my blog has gone missing so here goes again.

The largest sperm bank in the world does not accept donations from red heads because of insufficient demand.

The norwegian word fr smelly feet is “tafis” which means toe fart. Very true.

I noticed this week pocket money in the uk has hit a 9 year high at £6.55 a week for 8-15 year olds. Boys even at that age receive 13% more than girls. 42% of children believe they are underpaid but whether it will lead to strike action is unknown at this point.

My poem this week is re old age.    ADVANTAGE OF AGEING


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