Well its another week in the world and yet again a week for more bad news than good. so this week I’m going to start with humour
HUMOUR AMUSING LABELS.
“For use by trained personnel only” on a can of air freshener.
“Do not use as an icecream colouring” on a bottle of hair dye.
“Do not use for signing cheques or legal documents” on a vanishing fabric-marker.
“Do not use lit match to check fuel level” in instruction book for water ski.
And more HUMOUR——-Everyone has at least 50,000 thoughts a day but 95% of them are the same as the day before!
In the Second World War British troops were issued with 3 sheets of toilet paper a day , American soldiers 22. Does that mean Americans shit more, have bigger bottoms or that the British stingy?
Sweden makes biofuel from dead rabbits.
The Greek God Atlas had an auntie called Doris.
Pope Francis 1 used to work as a bouncer in a Buenos Aires nightclub. An unusual change of profession!
And now silly news then the bad stuff.
A bakery in Yorkshire believes it is politically correct to sell A Gingerbread Person rather than a Gingerbread Man.
Did you hear about the TV starlet that had so much collagen treatment to her lips when given a breathalyser for drink driving she couldn’t grip the tube in her mouth! Naturally she was found guilty!!!!
What about the married vicar of 59 who told the 16 year old girl when she had sex with him “it was fine with God”! naturally.
What is an ordinary person who wins $1.6 billion going to do with that sort of money. Thats how much a lottery winner in South Carolina has won this week. Would it not have been better to say have hundreds of people winning $10 million each. That way you make a lot of people happy rather than a silly amount to just one person.
China apparently is holding 1 million Muslims in secret political camps. Camps for indoctrination or as the Chinese are calling them, training camps. And we think they are gradually becoming democratic. Rubbish.
What a lot of hypocrites in the world.
First Erdojan of Turkey. he has criticised Saudi Arabia for killing the Journalist in their Consulate. He is holsing 1000,s of journalists in Turkish prisons! he is also trying not to be too critical as he needs Saudi money as his country’s economy is up the creek.
Second The Saudis themselves . Prince Mohammed bin Salam, the crown prince. He didn’t know anything about this despicable crime, apparently. but he has promised to punish the “Rogue” perpetrators.
Third. The rest of the World , who will pay lip service to the Saudis as they need their trade and money.
In two or three weeks this will be old news and normal greed will prevail!!!
What a great time for the Honduras caravan to be on it’s way to the US. Brilliant polical timing for Trump. He can frighten the American citizen with all these immigrants trying to to the Us and steal their jobs.
Also a bit of a coincidence all bombs being posted to democrats. Strange that.
POEM attached ONLY NATURAL